THE BP OIL SPILL IS RACIST!

The Oil Spill is attempting to alienate voters from Obama. It is deliberating trying to divert attention from all of Obama’s many achievements in the 500 odd days since he took office. The only way the Oil Spill can win is by being ‘The Oil Spill of No’. It adds nothing to the political argument. It only focuses on the negative and only employs the evil tactics it learned from George Bush. (May Allah condemn him.)

BLACK DEATH!

But if you look beneath the surface you’ll see the truth behind the Oil Spill. There is no doubt the Oil Spill does not like Obama and, like Rush Limbaugh, wants him to fail. Ask yourself, ‘Why is this?’ and the obvious answer is that the Oil Spill is not ready for a black man to lead this country. The Oil Spill is angry that the white people are out of power. Did you ever notice that he Oil Spill kills wildlife by covering them with oil? And what color is this oil? Black!

Racism Murderlized this Bird with the Black Oil Death!

It’s like the Oil Spill is saying that when things go black, they die. That black is an evil entity and when it coats things it kills them. The Oil Spill is the most obviously racist entity since the S.A.T. test. It’s two pronged attack says that Obama is weak and unable to control world events and that anything black kills the good of the world. Did you ever notice that the Oil Spill seems to always go after WHITE birds like the Pelican? How come the Oil Spill dominated Media never show you the Oil killing a BLACK bird?

INBRED IDIOTS

It’s only a matter of time before the Oil Spill shows its true colors and starts using the N word or starts spitting on Black Congressional leaders like Andre Carson. How long will it be before America wakes up and realizes that this Oil Spill stands for the darkest and worse aspects of the American character; religion, guns and white supremacy? When will the idiots who don’t live in New York, Boston, San Francisco and Minnesota realize that the Oil Spill is preventing us from evolving into a fully, socialist, I mean, modern and progressive society like those in France, Venezuela and Greece?

FEAR OF THE FUTURE!

I fear for the future of our country. Until the redneck, uneducated, unwashed, unenlightened and religious people in the fly over states stop watching FoxNews and see the Oil Spill for the enemy it really is, we will never create the utopia that my college professor assured me is possible.