Proposed Liberal Sex Education books for Kindergarten

1. Bobby's Daddy takes it up the Goolie.
2. Why Cindy likes to dress like GI Joe.
3. Sometimes, things just feel good in your butt.
4. Pee Pee doesnt always have to go into the toilet.
5. You dont have to be bad to get spanked or "Why it is best when Mr. Jones spanks you"
6. Some boys just really, really, really like He Man cartoons.
7. Why Julie wants to marry her electric toothbrush
8. The Rupaul show makes Tommy feel funny.
9. Lucy has 4 hairy mommas.
10. Fun secret church confession with Deacon Bill.
11. Why Aunt Lillith never got married.
12. Your Uncle Bob just likes leather, that's all.
13. I know why your sisters underwear always goes missing.
14. Never Slut shame Second Graders.
15. The Magical Pony ride Susie never wanted to end.