Obama discusses Risks of not passing Healthcare Reform
In an interview with MSNBC President Obama discussed the possible grim repercussions of not passing his Healthcare bill.
What the American people don't understand is the gravity of our position.
If we don't pass Healthcare reform horrible things will happen to our country.
We need to reign in our health care costs so we can continue to wage our secret war on the aliens. Did I let that slip? Aw heck, the cat is out of the bag now. In all candor, the money we save on healthcare could be used to finance our war against the invading sucker-beast monsters from Outer Space. Now, I didn't want to bring this up because I didnt want to alarm the public, but if we dont pass healthcare soon, American could be taken over by aliens that eat children and puppies.
Also, if we dont have government run healthcare, we wont be able to secretly vaccinate people from the new super virulent strain of flesh eating squirrel flu. Unfortunately, 90% of the population has it. We didn't tell anyone because we didnt want to cause a panic. But the flesh eating squirrel flu exists and you all have it. Unless we get you the government sponsored vaccine you will all start dying eventually. Probably before 2012. Those who don't die right away will become homosexuals. Now, do you see why Gay Marriage is so important?
I've tried to play softball with you people but you just dont get it. We need gov't health care. If we don't get it Global Warming, children eating Sucker Beasts from Space and Flesh Eating, gay-making Squirrel flu will kill us all.
Call your congressional representative and tell him you want govt run healthcare. Call them now before your skin falls off, aliens invade and before you want to start dressing like Liberace and sleeping with Doogie Howser.
