THE BP OIL SPILL IS RACIST!

The Oil Spill is attempting to alienate voters from Obama. It is deliberating trying to divert attention from all of Obama’s many achievements in the 500 odd days since he took office. The only way the Oil Spill can win is by being ‘The Oil Spill of No’. It adds nothing to the political argument. It only focuses on the negative and only employs the evil tactics it learned from George Bush. (May Allah condemn him.)

BLACK DEATH!

But if you look beneath the surface you’ll see the truth behind the Oil Spill. There is no doubt the Oil Spill does not like Obama and, like Rush Limbaugh, wants him to fail. Ask yourself, ‘Why is this?’ and the obvious answer is that the Oil Spill is not ready for a black man to lead this country. The Oil Spill is angry that the white people are out of power. Did you ever notice that he Oil Spill kills wildlife by covering them with oil? And what color is this oil? Black!

Racism Murderlized this Bird with the Black Oil Death!

It’s like the Oil Spill is saying that when things go black, they die. That black is an evil entity and when it coats things it kills them. The Oil Spill is the most obviously racist entity since the S.A.T. test. It’s two pronged attack says that Obama is weak and unable to control world events and that anything black kills the good of the world. Did you ever notice that the Oil Spill seems to always go after WHITE birds like the Pelican? How come the Oil Spill dominated Media never show you the Oil killing a BLACK bird?

INBRED IDIOTS

It’s only a matter of time before the Oil Spill shows its true colors and starts using the N word or starts spitting on Black Congressional leaders like Andre Carson. How long will it be before America wakes up and realizes that this Oil Spill stands for the darkest and worse aspects of the American character; religion, guns and white supremacy? When will the idiots who don’t live in New York, Boston, San Francisco and Minnesota realize that the Oil Spill is preventing us from evolving into a fully, socialist, I mean, modern and progressive society like those in France, Venezuela and Greece?

FEAR OF THE FUTURE!

I fear for the future of our country. Until the redneck, uneducated, unwashed, unenlightened and religious people in the fly over states stop watching FoxNews and see the Oil Spill for the enemy it really is, we will never create the utopia that my college professor assured me is possible.

The New MSNBC Game Show: BLAME BUSH!!

Iraqi Contestant 1: Bush had no justification to invade, he led us into a costly quagmire that bankrupted out country. Meanwhile Osama is still loose.

Iraqi Contestant 2: Dick Cheney sold them the uranium and built the reactors!

Afghanistan Contestant 2: Bush ignored Afghanistan as he was distracted by the Vietnam like quagmire in Iraq.

Announcer: Excellent. OK, Now the questions get harder.

How was George W. Bush responsible for The BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico?

Contestant 1: Bush was in bed with the oil industry so he could make his oil buddies rich. They cut corners and programmed the leak to occur 450 days after Obama took office.

Announcer: Oooh, close, but not enough.

Contestant 2: Bush OKed drilling in the gulf and falsified safety reports to make his oil buddies rich?


Announcer: No, it’s true that George Bush did want to make his oil buddies rich, but the Oil spill happened because he buried a nuclear bomb in the gulf and programmed it to exploded in 2010 hoping it would cause a tidal wave and finish off all of the black people who made it through Katrina. OK, let’s try again. How was Bush responsible for the Greek economic crisis?

Contestant 1: Bush forced them to host the Olympics in 2002 and caused a financial domino effect which may devalue the Europe and cause the collapse of the European Union.

Announcer: No.

Contestant 2: Bush created an unregulated financial market which encouraged over spending in Greece?

Announcer: No, I’m sorry. The answer is more simple. It’s that Bush pissed off the Greek God Apollo.


How did George Bush cause the Obesity epidemic in America?

Contestant 2: Bush secretly has the market cornered on high Fructose Corn Syrup which he forced into every American food product and which is slowly

Beep!

Conestant 2, any guess? No? I’m sorry the answer is People were so upset during the bush years they ate more to swallow their anger.

How did Bush create the decline in Educational standards?
Students saw how stupid Bush was and learned an idiot can succeed. Now they don’t want to study.

Correct.

How was George Bush responsible for the Earthquake in Haiti

Contestant 1: Bush ignored the scientific consensus of Global Warming that lead to atmospheric instabilities and destabilized the tectonic plates?

Announcer: No

Contesant 2: Bush has an earthquake machine.

Announcer: Well, Bush does have an earthquake machine, but he did not use it in Haiti.

The answer to how did George Bush cause the earthquake in Haiti is Voodoo.

Voodoo.