Greta Thunberg scolds lover for failing to find her G-Spot

In a very tense press conference, Greta Thunberg had some strong words condemning her lover for failing to locate certain sexual locations. 

“How dare you!” she said to her 17 year old boyfriend Klaus Geldman, “How dare you deny me the pleasure that is due a woman in this day and age. Look at the science, you fool. Read some books on sex!” 

Reporters seemed stunned since the theme of the press conference was supposed to be regarding Global Climate Change. Instead, Greta used her time at the podium to excoriate her boyfriend of 3 months who was seated in the first row of the auditorium. Greta continued her diatribe at the members of the press and at adults in general. “Your generation has denied women for too long! Existing scientific inventions such as the dildo , the vibrator, the Sybian have been hidden from women in an effort to perpetuate the Patriarchy!” A female reporter noted that these devices are readily available to women and even offered to show her several web sites where these products could be purchased.

 Greta appeared to soften her tone at the suggestion and then bemoaned the difficulties involved in “dating a Jew.”

WWG1WGA WORLDWIDE - WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW - PRESIDENT TRUMP

For the sleepers & anyone else who is unaware what is happening worldwide please read.
A big read, but it's worth all the time it takes to suck it up...  Someone once said in regard to what Trump faces: "What's the most difficult thing in your life? Multiply that times a billion. Now try to fix that problem on a public stage with thousands of brilliant psychopathic adversaries working against you."

President Trump authorized the US Treasury to take control over the Federal Reserve. This is easily one of the biggest news stories in the last 100 years, yet many are completely unaware of it, because it was not reported in any real way on mainstream news outlets.

Many know that the Fed is not a government agency, but a privately owned banking cartel, which in 1913 instituted a monetary system in which their currency, unlinked to any hard assets like gold, was loaned into existence at interest to governments, and by extension their citizens. They came quietly in the night, and usurped the power of money away from We the People.

The first dollar was indeed loaned into existence, but more than a dollar required in return payment. Thus, by its very model, government debt could never be repaid, since not enough money exists to repay it. More money can only be borrowed into existence to service the interest payments on the existing debt, while creating more of said debt.

The majority of funds collected by the IRS go to servicing the interest on debts to the Fed and not to any public utilities. In this respect, the Fed has more power than the US Government which it loans its money to. But not any more.

The Trump Alliance is far bigger than simply one US President, though Donald Trump is easily one of our greatest, on par with Washington and Lincoln. One day, he will be up on Mount Rushmore, and those who did not understand what he stood for while all this was actually happening can explain to the next generation the mind control aspects of popular media and how, unfortunately, it also worked on them.

Because every day it gets more obvious, as people from all walks of life break through the noise of those who might rule us, and discover the story that is playing out on the world stage. The true definition of Apocalypse, after all, is not the destruction of the world, but an unveiling or unfolding of things not previously known and which could not be known apart from the unveiling.
We have entered the unveiling stage of world history. To those who wish to know, all information is available on virtually every subject right at your fingertips, if you can get past the entertainment media complex, which is owned by 6 corporations, the members of which are all on each other's boards and the boards of the international banking conglomerate, upon which the Fed sat like a crown jewel.

But crown jewels ain't what they used to be. And in this Apocalypse all historical Titans must fall. A new world will not be birthed via the control mechanisms of the old. That means the Medical Cartels & Big Pharma must fall. Illness-for-profit is the name of their game.
Diseases can be, and sometimes are, created in labs and afterwards the non-cures promoted to the population. These non-cures keep the disease in a holding pattern long enough to extract maximum profit. After all, there is no profit in cheaply curing any disease.

In order for the people to know they must be shown, beyond any and all doubt. For most, telling alone will not be enough. I write these posts chiefly for posterity. For those deeply ensconced in the anti-Trump world, no words will ever be enough. No article or news story will ever meet their standards of validity, and as long as they can still palm off everything they don't like or agree with as conspiracy, they will continue to do so. What is at stake are their well-cultivated illusions, upon which their cherished anti-Trump beliefs are cemented in media-justified intellectual certainty.
Trump is an ignorant racist buffoon and his followers are morons. These truths must be self evident if Jimmy Kimmel & Bill Maher repeat them every night on TV. But the TV has rarely been a fountain of truth when real power is at stake. You can detonate buildings in front of some people and they will believe it when you tell them it was hijacked planes.

Even the building that no planes hit, that was from hijacked planes, too. The laws of physics mean nothing when you have been brainwashed by the media and have Stockholm Syndrome for those who have historically led you around by the nose.

In a way, we are all still sitting inside the prison of an old history. The doors are open, however, and nothing stops us from leaving except our own hesitation regarding what might lay on the other side. True, there are yet some of the old guard left, wardens telling us we may not leave, that they are still in charge of us.

But the sun is bright in the meadows outside the prison gates, the birds beckoning us forward with song. The prison might have fed us and housed us for longer than we care to remember, but we were never truly free while in its confines.

What awaits on the other side of this historical moment is true freedom. It is the promise at the end of history's story. 5,000+ energy patents have been shelved for 'national security reasons' over the last 70 years. Nikola Tesla was one of the great geniuses of history and yet the majority of his work was suppressed.

Did you know Donald Trump's favorite uncle John Trump went to MIT with Tesla and they worked together, having a shared interest in particle acceleration? Did you know John Trump inherited the notes of Tesla upon his death? Those notes went into the right hands.
Energy is one big piece of the puzzle, but first we must start with banking. This the golden rule: that those with the gold make the rules. Can you imagine what the world would be like if Good instead of Evil was actually in charge?

The Federal Reserve will be forced to swallow its own debt and the US Treasury will institute a new gold backed currency from the ashes of the dying Fed. The first step has already been taken for this, with many other steps concurrently behind the scenes. When it is launched it will seem as if it happened overnight.

The old petrol-based energy technologies will then be replaced by a release of new energy tech that will make our current alternative energies look like children's toys. One of the (very many) reasons Space Force was instituted was to mine products such as Helium 3 from the moon. It is an extraordinarily rare element on earth, but exists in far greater supply on the moon.

A pound of it is worth over a billion dollars. The reason why is that it can be utilized in nuclear fusion. We currently utilize nuclear fission, splitting uranium atoms to produce steam which powers turbines to create electricity. The problem is that the end product is very dangerous nuclear waste. With nuclear fusion via Helium 3, the end product is organic and harmless.

But you thought Trump was just a big goofball instituting Space Force, didn't you? Just another goofy moron who keeps outsmarting the most entrenched and powerful cartels the world has ever known at each and every turn. And yes, Covid19 was created and released to counter the freedom fighters of the Trump Alliance and to stop the inevitable awakening of humanity on Earth. The plan was discovered and largely mitigated, though there has been obvious fall out.

And no, they don't get to lock down the world indefinitely and inject us all with their Gates vaccine. Their plans will be used against them. The whole world is watching and they will be unmasked for all to see. Many already do see, quite clearly, but there are just as many still entranced by the spell of Hollywood & the Media.

They thought we would all follow the stars. We may follow the north star, and light our way at night by the glimmer of constellations, but the bought-and-sold 'stars' of Hollywood have never had less value. Most of them report to those who gave them their stardom, their 'special job' of prominence, and as such, that is where their allegiances can be found, even when those allegiances run counter to the benefit of humanity. Define sell-out.

Define rationalization. There are notable exceptions, of course, and you can't knock someone for wanting to work in a creative field like the arts. However, there is no excuse for steering the public wrong at such a critical juncture. And those that do are the chaff and not the wheat of this harvest. They should change their tunes while they still have the chance.

An Anon once said in regard to what Trump faces: "What's the most difficult thing in your life? Multiply that times a billion. Now try to fix that problem on a public stage with thousands of brilliant psychopathic adversaries working against you."

Eventually all will come to realize that a Divine Providence has guided the Trump Alliance's quest to rid the world of the death cult control of the old guard and free humanity. Trump is a true hero of the American People, and by extension, the entire World. Some see it now. Some will see it later. But eventually it will be a well established permanent truth.

You can tell the difference by what they promote. Trump has promoted Hydroxychloroquine. It is a generic drug that costs 63 cents. He has no stake in it, beyond the fact that it works, and for much more than just Covid. His opponents promote a thousand dollar pill that they own. And they promote a vaccine with medical chip tracking.

These are the same people that believe there are too many humans on Earth and we need to reduce the numbers. They're so in-your-face obvious about their plans at this point they might as well be wearing Dr. Evil costumes. This is what I mean when I say that people cannot be told, they must be shown.

If you haven't figured out at this point that they put things in vaccines that are not radiant products of health-promoting vitality, then you are simply not paying attention. And this is a bad time to be not paying attention. Therefore, the stage play will get more and more obvious until all but the most blind can see it.

Right now we still have a great many well-meaning people advocating for their oppressors and battling against the Trump Alliance. That very Alliance which is opening the gates of our metaphoric jails and smashing down the prison walls.

But you can't be forced out of your individual cell. Freewill is still paramount. While it is true that the Titans are going down whether they like it or not (and they most certainly do not like it) each individual must decide for themselves how to interpret events and proceed forward on their own two feet.

What awaits us? Trump himself told us in his inaugural address.
"The time for empty talk is over. Now arrives the hour of action...
We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the Earth from the miseries of disease, and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow."
In order to unlock these technologies and free the Earth from disease, those that controlled the technologies and hid the cures from us must be comprehensively defeated. And make no mistake, we are here to defeat them, absolutely and at every level.

And when we are done there will be nothing left of their 'new world order' power structure. It was never the new world order anyway, it was the old, and it has literally no chance of maintaining its structure in the reality of the increasing light upon the planet.

The Aboriginals, the Natives, the great seers from the past, they knew this time was coming. And none of us are here today by accident. At one level or another, you signed up for this time, and chose to be here now. It's a heck of a wave to surf, but it will take us to a far better shore, one we can only imagine from our current vantage point. It's promise is worth whatever it takes to get there. In the end, it is only the ghosts of the past we leave behind.

As light increases, frequencies change. As light increases, what was once hidden is revealed. Again, the true meaning of Apocalypse. This is the Apocalypse for the old world order. As more of the public awakens, their control continues to slip. They will fight every step of the way, but they cannot stop what is coming, or hide what is being revealed.

So ask yourself what side of history you'd like to be on as this final series of curtains are pulled back, one after the other.

Do you still wish that somehow Trump will be stopped? You will not get your wish.
If you stand for the freedom of humanity to live in a world that supports their true health and well-being, you might ask to be shown the actual truth, hidden behind all those curtains, instead of the pretty little lies promoted by those that would control you with their banks, their medical cartels, and their old energy technology.

Do not be fooled by their claims to love the environment. They are heavily invested in oil and gas. Do not be fooled by their claims to love health care. They are heavily invested in the corrupt pharmaceutical industry. Do not be fooled by their claims to support prosperity. They foisted their banking system on us on Christmas Eve, 1913.

And sunk the Titanic beforehand to take out the 3 major bankers who were against their plan. That's how little they care about any lives lost in the fallout of their schemes. Did Hollywood tell you about that story? No, it gave you a fictional tale of a lost diamond and a touching little love story about a floating hunk of wood with room for only one.

But something else also happened once upon a Christmas Eve. A rag-tag band of freedom loving Patriots crossed the semi-frozen Delaware and hiked 9 miles in a blizzard to take on the most powerful empire on Earth. Their chance of victory in this war of Revolution, by any mathematical calculation, hovered right around zero percent. But as Washington himself said: "The Man must be bad indeed who can look upon the events of the American Revolution without feeling the warmest gratitude towards the great Author of the Universe whose divine interposition was so frequently manifested in our behalf.”

Do not bet against President Trump and the Trump Alliance. Divine Providence guides them, like Washington and his Continental Army, in this battle. No one can tell the exact time frames while we are still in the story, but the route itself is inexorable.

The Titan known as the Federal Reserve was taken down, quietly, overnight, with a single hit from a slingshot.

What is next? When Trump mentioned that light can be used as a disinfectant for diseases in the body, did you make fun of him or choose to look into that technology? The choice, as ever, is yours. The path of ignorance or enlightenment. Both are difficult in their own ways, but only one gets to a place worth getting to.

When light dawns, people awaken. When light dawns, darkness disappears. Darkness and its progenitors had their time for historical rule. There was a genius in their darkness and their methods of control. But when the time is up, the time is up. You don't bet against cycles whose imprimatur predates the plans of any and all mice and men.

And do not bet against Donald Trump or the Alliance that supports him. The best is truly yet to come. Where we go one, we go all.

Proposed Liberal Sex Education books for Kindergarten

1. Bobby's Daddy takes it up the Goolie.
2. Why Cindy likes to dress like GI Joe.
3. Sometimes, things just feel good in your butt.
4. Pee Pee doesnt always have to go into the toilet.
5. You dont have to be bad to get spanked or "Why it is best when Mr. Jones spanks you"
6. Some boys just really, really, really like He Man cartoons.
7. Why Julie wants to marry her electric toothbrush
8. The Rupaul show makes Tommy feel funny.
9. Lucy has 4 hairy mommas.
10. Fun secret church confession with Deacon Bill.
11. Why Aunt Lillith never got married.
12. Your Uncle Bob just likes leather, that's all.
13. I know why your sisters underwear always goes missing.
14. Never Slut shame Second Graders.
15. The Magical Pony ride Susie never wanted to end.

4 Presidential Emails Letters released by Russian Hackers

To the Most Blessed and Powerful Hassan Rouhani.
Assalamu alaikum!

Fear not, my brother! Just draw up whatever you want in our ‘peace treaty’ (lol!) and I’ll sign it and to Hell with the Congressional Infidels! Just promise me when you bomb Israel that the first to die will be that itinerant goat herder Netanyahu!

Death to The Jews,
Obama

P.S. You were right! Game of Thrones is better than ever this season.


Dr. Gerald Feinberg
Washington Plastic Surgery Center

Dear Doctor Feinberg,
I know you told me that gender reassignment surgery is not perfected but can you please do SOMETHING to make Michelle look less butch? I’ve seen East German female weightlifters who look more feminine.
Sincerely,
BO


Ms. Monica Lewinsky
193 Avenue J Washington, DC

Dear Monica,
You’re white, you’re fat, and you like Democratic Presidents. You will love me. Please contact Eric Holder for my cell number.

Awaiting your response,
Barack


Fidel Castro
Cuba

Dear Fidel,
Greetings fellow traveler! Per our deal, I will drop all sanctions against Cuba in return for a lifetime supply of Cohiba cigars and an autographed copy of The Communist Manifesto. Thanks you for staying true to our cause.

BO

Obama is the OJ of American politics.

If I could deliver a message on all tv channels at once to all of the Obama voters of 2008, I would simply say, “You made history. You were part of it. You helped elect the first African American president. You were there when it happened and you made it happen. You proved our country is not as racist as we once were. But now, prove you aren’t a racist again. Dare to judge someone based not on their color but on their results. For if you vote for Obama just because he is Black and not based upon his achievements, you are a racist.”

I realize this would go nowhere. In fact, Obama supporters would only drag me through the online briar patch of having to explain why my ideas have merit and are not just influenced by race.

Then I realized something else. I am sure there are many psychological aspects in play here. People may be suffering from cognitive dissonance where their preconceived notions are not bearing up to reality. It could be people refusing to admit they were wrong. But one thing I have seen is what I call the OJ Syndrome.

Obama is the OJ of American politics.

Monkey Puppets my age grew up lionizing OJ Simpson. He was one of the best running backs and believe it or not, best role models we had.

In 1994, there was a lot of evidence suggesting he killed his wife. I had to reappraise OJ. Maybe he wasn’t the great running back, nice guy, star of those funny Naked Gun movies I believed he was. It was agonizing, but I had to admit one of my heroes had a horribly dark side. What can you do? Not everyone is perfect.

But the African American men my age had it harder. They didn’t just love OJ they were VESTED in him. He as an icon. But as the trial went on I think most logical people, man or woman, black or white, came to realize that OJ wasn’t who we thought. But try to get an African American to admit that. Especially when they were in the company of other African Americans. Unless one stuck with OJ, unless you publicly declared your belief in his innocence, you were an Uncle Tom. There was a lot of pressure to have all African Americans circle the wagons around their guy in public. Any Black not on OJ’s side was a traitor to be vilified.

And that brings us to Obama. I think most logical people look at his abysmal record and realize that he should be voted out. But, if they say it in public they are an Uncle Tom, a sellout, a traitor. They will be ravaged by their online brethren. They will be subject to the same slings and arrows the Conservatives have had to withstand. Liberals are like Amish, they will shun your ass in a second over trivialities.

One of the main reasons Obama has not lost all of his support from 2008, in spite of his Carter-like performance, is that people don’t want to be wrong. They’d rather give Obama another 4 years to try to get things right. They would rather the country suffer, then admit they were wrong about Obama. I had to come to terms with my 2 votes for GW Bush. He did not deliver as I thought he would. But people aren’t as willing to reevaluate Obama.

Obama isn’t a person to these people, he is a symbol. If he truly fails, they will have to reexamine a lot of their preconceived notions about the world, and few people want to do that. Obama isn’t a person as much as a personality. He is the political Michael Jordan. People love him and want him to do well, no matter what the damage to our country. The people who idolize Obama and refuse to see his faults are not stupid, uninformed or malicious, they are just sycophants of a political celebrity.

Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Obama

10) He's trendy. He's the Pesto of Politicians.

9) It shows you aren't a racist.

8) He has a lovely singing voice. Did you hear him do Al Green?

7) Next term, he'll probably really do what he promised.

6) Because he loves Europe and those Europeans know a lot more than we do.

5) He's so cool, it's like he won American Idol 50 million times in a row.

4) Two Words; Negro Wisdom.

3) Because Leadership is overrated.

2) The country is screwed no matter what we do, so why not?

1) He's like a younger version of the cool black guy in 'Shawshank Redemption'.

Young People Be the Key to 2012 Victory

by Rhymin Man Jesse Jackson

The great thing about young people is that they are always young. The 19 year old know it all we fooled last 2008 are now at least 22 years old, in the workforce and boy are they angry. They're working for corporate charlatans, paying all sorts of new taxes and they aren’t going to be our friends this time. In fact, if we still have their names on a mailing list we should just burn that sucker. Forget about those guys cause man, they gone.

Here in 2012, we have new bumper crop of 19 year old know it alls, praise Allah. We need to target them with the same Hoo-Hah we used last time out. You know, the classics, America is bad but we can make it good, Whitey, I mean, the establishment is corrupt, and that Black people are the only ones full of enough good old Negro wisdom to guide us out of the mess we are in.

Young people got spry legs. They can walk around and work for hours for no pay and they don’t enough know better. You never hear of adults working in sweatshops cause they're too smart. We need to tap into this vein of energetic young people who will work for free and display the kind of revolutionary zeal usually only reserved for committed Communists or Islamic terrorists. Now, even though it goes against every grain in my body, we should target White kids cause them Black kids are just too damn smart. Plus, they will all vote for Obama anyway, every time, every day, unless some other Black guy enters the race.

These white college kids should come from money because the extra guilt will only work in our favor. I remember last election, there was this one kid who drove bums to the election booth in his daddy’s jaguar. THAT'S what we are looking for. Giving bums cigarettes and Mad Dog 20-20 will only take you so far. But how many homeless people every get to ride in a Jag? I have 2 of em but Damn if I let one of those pants pissing winos in my ride.

So yes, the youth are the key. They work cheap, have extra guilt and don’t have any background in real world concepts like fiscal responsibility or fairness.

I’d figure we would be in a different position by now. Hell, I figured Obama COULDN’T do worse than Bush, but this Internet thing with all of it’s easy facts and thousands of sources of information is just too hard to plug up. We can no longer count on our friends at CBS, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, the Huffpo or even NPR anymore.

That damn Internet prevents us from shaping all of the news anymore. Any damn fool who has been looking for a job, trying to get a car loan or even trying to feed a family knows damn well we screwed up. We screwed up real bad. We're just gonna have to gives the people a little Shamalam. A little Skiddley Do. Hey, Look over there!!! Oh, nevermind. Forget about the damn deficit. Check out this cool picture of Michele Obama riding a horse. Hey Obama is at the White House meeting with LeBron, ain’t that cool? Screw the unemployment figures, man. It’s LeBron!

Lame Duck Rascism

One of the funniest things going on in the news is the Liberals fighting back at their non results by calling everyone racist.

The Conservatives do the same thing in a way. When they are being attacked they call their opposition ‘UnAmerican’ or 'Soft on Communism/Terrorism'.

The Liberals and Trial lawyers in our society have done a great job in educating people on Racism,

Sexual Harassment, Gay Rights, and anything else that if you reject you can be sued for. Ever-practical Corporations, fearful of lawsuits, went out of their way to teach us about these and how they could not only get you fired, but could cost the company Kajillions of dollars.

The irony of this is that most people now know the legal definitions of racism; what it is and what it is not. This has proven to be a problem for the Liberals. When critics attack Liberals for their lack of results on the economy or their refusal to listen to the will of the people on Health Care, they respond by branding their critics as racist. You would think this was a sure fire tactic with a Black president. But it's not.

When racism was ill-defined or defined by only Black people, it was easy to believe. But when we all know what racism is, well, your accusation better have some merit to it or you will be ignored and marginalized.


Example; the country is violently against ObamaCare for many valid reasons. The Democrats, desperate to FINALLY pass one of their most cherished ideals into law, had to resort to bribes, legal chicanery and voting sleight of hand to get it passed. When anyone voiced strong opposition to it, they were called racist or 'wanting to see a Black Man fail'. They were 'angry', 'clinging to guns and religion' rather than be ruled by a Black person. There were even some who INISISTED that racial epithets were hurled against Black congressmen as they marched into the House to vote the dreaded bill into law. But those pesky video cameras failed to substantiate even a single instance of racial language being used. In fact, a 100,000 dollar reward offered for any video evidence of racial abuse went uncollected. (Damn cameras! They are standing in the way of Progess!)

In a way, the Liberals are the victims of their own success. Disagreeing with a Black President is NOT racist unless you are only looking at his skin color and not his ideas. And it turns out the President’s ideas are VERY easy to find fault with regardless of his skin color. Obama could be the Whitest, WASPiest, most accepted, non threating Caucasian since Thurston Howell the 3rd or Santa Claus and we’d still hate these ideas.

The second hysterically ironic aspect of the race card is that the very people who try to play it, have some questionable people on their side. Certain quotes, if said from Republicans would end careers.

But if they are spoken by Democrats, they are 'misquotes' and therefore mistakes instead of racial slurs.

Harry Reid described Obama as a "light skinned" African-American "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one". This was OK because the speaker was a Dem. Even the Vice President stated “you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy". This translates to 'all other black candidate up till now has been inarticulate, dull, dirty and ugly'.

When critics vilified GW Bush as a monkey, Hitler or the Grim Reaper, Liberals laughed with glee. When Obama was portrayed likewise they labeled the critics racists, Astroturf, tea baggers or just plain Evil.

In GhostBusters Dr Ray Stantz said ,"Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities; we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it’s like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*".

This is the same position the Democrats find themselves in. They have total power in our government, at least until November, but they are finding out that it is a lot easier to blame someone for the problems of the world than it is to step in and acutally SOLVE them. I am sure the Liberals and Moderate Dems truly believed that by this point in time they would have made a lot more progress. But reality is a funny thing.

I think the public would have been more forgiving it the Dems weren't so cocky and condescending.

They promised too much. They promised they would be different, transparent, ethical and, if anything, things would not be business-as-usual. Instead, not only have they been the opposite they were worse than the last several administrations; more deceiving, more secretive, and more 'Business-as-usual'.

It's like the Sheriff who promised to Clean Up the Town, only to be even more corrupt than the criminals he pursued. The American people are surprisingly smart. They didn't like Bush and they elected what they thought was the opposite. Then, Obama turned out to be the inexperienced, aloof, out of touch Ivory Tower prince his critics painted him as. And he took a bad situation and actually made it much worse. When the Dems try to cover it up and label their opponents as racist, the Amercian people, educated by Liberals, rightfully dismiss it and think "You're just saying that to disguise the fact that you guys haven’t done ANYTHING good in 2 years".

New Spy Trade with Russia

Lindsey Lohan for Hot Russian Chick

In a surprise move, the United States Government put Lindsey Lohan on a plane for Russia in an apparent spy swap for the recently deported Spy Anna Chapman. White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs briefed the press on the swap.

“It’s a win-win situation for all parties. Lindsey Lohan won’t have to go to jail, and we get that smoking little Russian chick back.” The swap was the brainchild of TMZ.com who noted that readers had become tired of the never ending Lindsey Lohan drama and were expressing outrage that our country let go ‘such a fine piece of Russian pulchritude’. Anna Chapman quickly agreed to the swap because she couldn’t go back to a life of” vodka, borscht and waiting in line for toilet paper”. Chapman also said, “Ezz like that Green Acres, Dahling I love you but geev me Park Avenue.”

Lindsey Lohan’s publicist indicated that her client was reluctant to leave America for Russia, but was dead set against serving any jail time. “We tried to convince her that it was for the best. She refused so we gave her a bunch of Vicodin and a bottle of Gin. That gave us plenty of time to bundle her up on the plane and jet her off.”

Gonna Sock it to the Democrats in November

Dear Democrats,

Boy are you guys gonna get it in November.

I won’t vote for any of you. Even if it’s the first time you are running for office, I won’t vote for you. I will vote Republican. Hell, I’d even vote Libertarian, Green, Independent or for a party of Mexican Midgets before I vote Democratic.

And it’s not that your party’s spending has put us further into debt. Or that you broke your promised of an age of transparency and bipartisanship. Or the lies about raising taxes, banning lobbyists or even the coterie of radical and communist advisers with whom Obama surrounded himself.

It’s because of Health care. It’s because your party chose to ignore the will of the people and pushed through a bill only your party wanted. You went against the whole idea of representative Democracy and tried to use your super majority to pass Health care. Then, when you lost your super majority, you resorted to trickery and highly questionable parliamentary procedures to force it through. You had several months to try to convince the public it was the right thing to do, and still no one is buying it.

Now, the public must banish you for the breach of trust. Do you know what you call a politician who thinks he knows what is best and ignores the will of the people he represents? Unemployed.

It’s sad really. Because of the likes of Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Dodd, Frank, Murtha, Specter and others, all Democrats must suffer. I wouldn’t vote Democrat even if JFK returned from the dead to run for congress in my district.

The truth is you guys are lucky. Many times in the past when politicians have ignored the will of the people it has led to rioting, insurrection and armed revolution. Your power grab could have ended on a much uglier note. Several months from now all of the Democrats running for public office will be relegated to Jimmy Carterland. The place for ineffective and dodgy politicians.

Good riddance.

THE BP OIL SPILL IS RACIST!

The Oil Spill is attempting to alienate voters from Obama. It is deliberating trying to divert attention from all of Obama’s many achievements in the 500 odd days since he took office. The only way the Oil Spill can win is by being ‘The Oil Spill of No’. It adds nothing to the political argument. It only focuses on the negative and only employs the evil tactics it learned from George Bush. (May Allah condemn him.)

BLACK DEATH!

But if you look beneath the surface you’ll see the truth behind the Oil Spill. There is no doubt the Oil Spill does not like Obama and, like Rush Limbaugh, wants him to fail. Ask yourself, ‘Why is this?’ and the obvious answer is that the Oil Spill is not ready for a black man to lead this country. The Oil Spill is angry that the white people are out of power. Did you ever notice that he Oil Spill kills wildlife by covering them with oil? And what color is this oil? Black!

Racism Murderlized this Bird with the Black Oil Death!

It’s like the Oil Spill is saying that when things go black, they die. That black is an evil entity and when it coats things it kills them. The Oil Spill is the most obviously racist entity since the S.A.T. test. It’s two pronged attack says that Obama is weak and unable to control world events and that anything black kills the good of the world. Did you ever notice that the Oil Spill seems to always go after WHITE birds like the Pelican? How come the Oil Spill dominated Media never show you the Oil killing a BLACK bird?

INBRED IDIOTS

It’s only a matter of time before the Oil Spill shows its true colors and starts using the N word or starts spitting on Black Congressional leaders like Andre Carson. How long will it be before America wakes up and realizes that this Oil Spill stands for the darkest and worse aspects of the American character; religion, guns and white supremacy? When will the idiots who don’t live in New York, Boston, San Francisco and Minnesota realize that the Oil Spill is preventing us from evolving into a fully, socialist, I mean, modern and progressive society like those in France, Venezuela and Greece?

FEAR OF THE FUTURE!

I fear for the future of our country. Until the redneck, uneducated, unwashed, unenlightened and religious people in the fly over states stop watching FoxNews and see the Oil Spill for the enemy it really is, we will never create the utopia that my college professor assured me is possible.

The New MSNBC Game Show: BLAME BUSH!!

Iraqi Contestant 1: Bush had no justification to invade, he led us into a costly quagmire that bankrupted out country. Meanwhile Osama is still loose.

Iraqi Contestant 2: Dick Cheney sold them the uranium and built the reactors!

Afghanistan Contestant 2: Bush ignored Afghanistan as he was distracted by the Vietnam like quagmire in Iraq.

Announcer: Excellent. OK, Now the questions get harder.

How was George W. Bush responsible for The BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico?

Contestant 1: Bush was in bed with the oil industry so he could make his oil buddies rich. They cut corners and programmed the leak to occur 450 days after Obama took office.

Announcer: Oooh, close, but not enough.

Contestant 2: Bush OKed drilling in the gulf and falsified safety reports to make his oil buddies rich?


Announcer: No, it’s true that George Bush did want to make his oil buddies rich, but the Oil spill happened because he buried a nuclear bomb in the gulf and programmed it to exploded in 2010 hoping it would cause a tidal wave and finish off all of the black people who made it through Katrina. OK, let’s try again. How was Bush responsible for the Greek economic crisis?

Contestant 1: Bush forced them to host the Olympics in 2002 and caused a financial domino effect which may devalue the Europe and cause the collapse of the European Union.

Announcer: No.

Contestant 2: Bush created an unregulated financial market which encouraged over spending in Greece?

Announcer: No, I’m sorry. The answer is more simple. It’s that Bush pissed off the Greek God Apollo.


How did George Bush cause the Obesity epidemic in America?

Contestant 2: Bush secretly has the market cornered on high Fructose Corn Syrup which he forced into every American food product and which is slowly

Beep!

Conestant 2, any guess? No? I’m sorry the answer is People were so upset during the bush years they ate more to swallow their anger.

How did Bush create the decline in Educational standards?
Students saw how stupid Bush was and learned an idiot can succeed. Now they don’t want to study.

Correct.

How was George Bush responsible for the Earthquake in Haiti

Contestant 1: Bush ignored the scientific consensus of Global Warming that lead to atmospheric instabilities and destabilized the tectonic plates?

Announcer: No

Contesant 2: Bush has an earthquake machine.

Announcer: Well, Bush does have an earthquake machine, but he did not use it in Haiti.

The answer to how did George Bush cause the earthquake in Haiti is Voodoo.

Voodoo.

Obama is resorting to threats to pass health care.

Obama discusses Risks of not passing Healthcare Reform

In an interview with MSNBC President Obama discussed the possible grim repercussions of not passing his Healthcare bill.

What the American people don't understand is the gravity of our position.

If we don't pass Healthcare reform horrible things will happen to our country.

We need to reign in our health care costs so we can continue to wage our secret war on the aliens. Did I let that slip? Aw heck, the cat is out of the bag now. In all candor, the money we save on healthcare could be used to finance our war against the invading sucker-beast monsters from Outer Space. Now, I didn't want to bring this up because I didnt want to alarm the public, but if we dont pass healthcare soon, American could be taken over by aliens that eat children and puppies.

Also, if we dont have government run healthcare, we wont be able to secretly vaccinate people from the new super virulent strain of flesh eating squirrel flu. Unfortunately, 90% of the population has it. We didn't tell anyone because we didnt want to cause a panic. But the flesh eating squirrel flu exists and you all have it. Unless we get you the government sponsored vaccine you will all start dying eventually. Probably before 2012. Those who don't die right away will become homosexuals. Now, do you see why Gay Marriage is so important?

I've tried to play softball with you people but you just dont get it. We need gov't health care. If we don't get it Global Warming, children eating Sucker Beasts from Space and Flesh Eating, gay-making Squirrel flu will kill us all.

Call your congressional representative and tell him you want govt run healthcare. Call them now before your skin falls off, aliens invade and before you want to start dressing like Liberace and sleeping with Doogie Howser.

The 11 Rules of Obama

1) If you are against any of his policies you are a racist.

2) If there is a policy of Obama's that is failing, it's Bush's fault.

3) If Obama makes a mistake that cannot be attributed to Bush, it is a teaching moment.

4) All of the disreputable people he wants in government positions are to be Czars to avoid attention to their pasts.

5) Any problems he encounters should be able to be fixed with a really good speech. If that doesn't work, see rule #2.

6) The American people don't know what is good for them. They are to be ignored because after we force our policies through quickly they will eventually see that we were right or by then it will be too late.

7) Being nice to repressive foreign governments will make them like us and do what we want. If that doesn't work, see rule #5, if that fails, fall back on good old #2.

8) Most problems can be fixed with higher taxes. This includes Global Warming, sickness and disease and obesity and the Post Office.

9) The government cannot be too big or control too much of the citizen's life.

10) Capitalism and competition are not as good as government control. The only reason capitalism exists is to provide taxes for government control.

11) Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, uncontrolled Talk Radio and Foxnews are more of a threat to our country than Al Qaeda, terrorism, North Korea or Iran.

Obama's New 8 Hour School Day Schedule

08:00 Pledge of Allegiance to Cuban Flag

08:05 Prayer (to Obama)

08:10 Goose Stepping to the oldies

08:30 Listen to Streisand Tunes.

09:00 Fun with Uncle Mao and Brother Stalin!

10:00 Phys Ed, White kids pick cotton, everyone else whips them.

10:30 Sing 'Dear Leader' to picture of Obama,

11:00 Yoga and Yogurt

11:15 How Global Warming will help bring down Capitalism.

12:00 Lunch - The children are to steal White kids lunch money as wealth redistribution.

12:30 Europe and how they are better than us.

13:00 Eat Algae to reduce your Carbon Footprint.

13:30 Teaching Union workers to intimidate Americans

13:45 Save the Whales by killing Fisherman.

14:00 How to get ahead by blaming Bush

14:30 Religious book burning

14:45 White Guilt and it's benefits.

15:00 Daily Quiz - Minorities get a free 20 points for not being White.

15:15 Tax Evasion for beginners

15:30 Whining to Get Ahead

15:45 Why Freedom of speech is only for us.

16:00 Extra Credit - Watch Oprah.

Hey Obama! Leave those Kids Alone

Obama: Boys I wanna make a statement to the kids of America. I want to speak directly to them.

Communist Czar #1: Fine Mr. President, do you want us to set up a press conference?

Obama: No, that wont do. I need to get them where their parents wont hear what I have to say.

Communist Czar #2: OK, maybe we could go to the Cartoon Channel or Nickelodeon?

Obama: No, no, then I’d have to deal with those FCC regulations.

Communist Czar #1: Mr. President, you’re not going to swear or do anything obscene right?

Obama: Oh no, nothing like that. I just want them to hear my words in a friendly atmosphere. Someplace where there are as few thoughtful adults as possible.

Communist Czar #1: How about moveon.org?

Obama: No, still too risky. How about I broadcast a speech directly into the schools? That way, the only adults who would hear it are teachers. They like us, right?

Communist Czar #2: Oh yes, Mr. President.

Communist Czar #1: Almost as much as trial lawyers.

Obama: Cool. Let’s set it up.

Communist Czar #2: Mr. President, I’m a little concerned with the content of your message. What is the theme?

Obama: Well, I’ve tried to sell my healthcare to their parents for a few months now and as amazing as it seems, the old Obama magic doesn’t seem to be working on them. All of these angry people at the town hall meetings are killing me. The usual blame-it-on-Bush stuff isn’t working. Not even the CIA inquiry. I’m going to have to think outside of the box on this one,

Communist Czar #1: Don’t blame yourself sir, it’s a hard thing to sell.

Communist Czar #2: Yes, we couldn’t get it passed before the recess and now people have had time to read it.

Obama: Yeah, I knew that would be a problem. So I am going to talk directly to the kiddies.

Communist Czar #2: Do you really think they will have an influence in this debate.

Obama: Now, I just want to tell them about the town hall meetings.

Communist Czar #1: Do you expect them to show up and stage a youth oriented counter demonstration for healthcare?

Obama: No, I just want to ask them to hide their parents car keys. Or maybe lie about having a soccer meet or something like that.

Communist Czar #2: So you want them to try to prevent the parents from attending the town hall meeting?

Obama: Well, that and suggest that Santa Claus likes Socialism… I’m just brain storming here guys.

Communist Czar #1: I see the angle. How about we tell them there is a monster under their beds that will eat them if they don’t insist on socialized medicine?

Communist Czar #2: Don’t we have to worry about their teachers?

Obama: Are you kidding, they are all NEA. We could tell the kids to poison their parents and the teachers would go along. But let’s save that for when things get really desperate. Could we get endorsements from some of their favorite celebrities like Scooby Doo and the Power Puff girls.

Communist Czar #2: Those are cartoons sir.

Obama: I know, but maybe we can lean on them a little. Threaten them with audits. Maybe we can take Spongebob hostage?

Communist Czar #2: Sir, I think we need to be a little more subtle.

Communist Czar #1: OK, OK, how about we show them how well Socialized medicine is working in Cuba and France?

Obama: Excellent. Let’s have some animators create a cartoon character. A Hammer and a sickle named Marxie. Marxie shows us how the bourgeois is exploiting the proletariats through a medical system that provides disproportionate health care to the rich.

Communist Czar #2: Sir, that sounds a little too close to Communism.

Obama: Are you kidding, these kids don’t even know what that is. They are all born after 1989! That don’t even know what an 8 track is let alone a collectivist system of government devolving into an oligarchy.

Communist Czar #1: I say we go back to the poison idea.

Obama: Yeah, these people need universal healthcare. They need it no matter what the price. Even if I have to kill most of them to show them how important universal healthcare is. Let’s talk about poisons.

Communist Czar #2: Sir, most Americans have healthcare and 85% are satisfied with it.

Obama: But it is uneven healthcare. Some people have none and some people have too much. We have to spread it around. I’d rather 100% of the people have crappy healthcare than for most to have good healthcare. That’s equality. That is fairness. A classless society based upon equal access and equal suffering, regardless of race, wealth or influence.

Communist Czar #1: But we get to keep our health insurance right?

Obama: Of course, we’re no idiots. My plan is for stupid people. Fuck that shit. If I really believed this crap I wouldn’t be flying around in a helicopter, would I?

Communist Czar #2: Oh thank God.

Obama: Hey! Watch that God talk stuff in here! I can’t wait until we get this damn thing passed. Fucking Sarkozy and that English idiot have been busting my balls over it. (In a falsetto) Haw Haw, why don’t chu Ameericans have equal healthcare? You Americans are so stew peed! I’m tired of them acting so cool and bragging about all of the control they have over people because of the healthcare.

Communist Czar #2: Sir, that reminds me, Sarkozy wants us to make an appointment for him at John’s Hopkin’s to have a Cat Scan. He may have cancer and he doesn’t trust his doctors.

Obama's Delima with the passing of Ted Kennedy

1st Aide: Sir, we’ve just received word from Hyannisport than Sen Kennedy is on his last legs. He is not expected to make it through the night.

Obama: Say WHAT?!

2nd Aide: Unfortunately, it’s true sir. Our doctors have looked at the data and they confirm the prognosis.

Obama: Hey guys, I aint trying to hear that ok. Between these crazy old people in the town hall meetings and my approval numbers Kennedy dropping out on me now is unacceptable.

1st Aide: I know sir. We have had a rough August.

2nd Aide: I agree, but there is little we can do about this.

Obama: Look gentlemens, I need that fat bastard up and around. I need him to make one last triumphant entry into the Senate chamber to rouse enthusiasm for our Healthcare plan. You guys guaranteed me he’d last until November. OK, so I’m holding you to it.

2nd Aide: Sir, we all thought he would make it. It is disappointing.

1st Aide: Not even MSNBC can help us with this one. Unfortunately, the Senator is too sick to leave bed. He’s in a coma now.

Obama: Aw no. No no no no no. You guys are going to fix this.

1st Aide: Sir, he is currently bleeding from the mouth and convulsing. I have been told that he will not regain consciousness.

Obama: No, you punks are going to get me Kennedy. You are going to have him walk into the Senate chamber, give a thumbs up and then the sucker could die on the floor for all I care.

2nd Aide: That would be very dramatic. And it would be a fitting end for the Liberal Lion. Dying on the floor of the Senate.

1st Aide: Guys it’s much worse than that. The man is pretty much dead right now. It’s just a matter of time.

Obama: Wheel the son of a bitch in in a wheelchair. We could put sticks on his arms like they do with those muppets.

1st Aide: Sir, I acknowledge we really need Senator Kennedy right now. Even his appearance at the Senate would be a great symbol for our Healthcare take over bill. But the man can’t do it. Let’s just let him die in peace.

Obama: What about the Disneyland guys?

1st Aide: Sir?

Obama: Those animatronic guys. We could hire them to hook up some gizmos and have Kennedy walk around and such. Hell, I saw them do it to Lincoln in that thing in Orlando.

2nd Aide: You mean you want us to take the senator’s dead body and let engineers apply cybernetic devices that would enable the Senator to walk into the chamber?

Obama: And give the thumbs up. Hell they could even make him talk. They can use the same voice that that Stephen Hawkings guy uses. The black hole guy. Allah! Do I have to think of everythings with you people?!

1st Aide: Sir, let’s look at this from another angle. After he dies, you could deliver a rousing eulogy. You could use the Teleprompter to rally the troops.

2nd Aide: Yes, we could even name the bill after Senator Kennedy.

Obama: You want to call it Chappaquidick Care? Man, you guys are stupid! Get Disney on the phone! Unfreeze the main guy if you haves to. I want to have a Robo-Kennedy ready to go within 72 hours. Make it happen.

2nd Aide: Sir, there are other issues. For instance, his family and the doctors will know the truth. I don’t think we could guarantee their silence. Plus, dead bodies smell.

Obama: Just splash some Brut on him. Hell the old fart wore it all the time anyway.

1st Aide: Sir, I know our Healthcare control bill is having trouble, but I just cant see how parading a dead body into the Senate, splashing cologne on it and using it like a muppet to give a thumbs up is going to help stop the public from rejecting our bill.

Obama: BUSH!

2nd Aide: Sir?

Obama: Bush, motherfucka! You bastards used to work for Bush didn’t ya?

2nd Aide: What?

Obama: Say What again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucka! Say What one more time?

1st Aide: Sir, we have been your aides for the last 5 years. We never worked for the Bush family.

Obama: Does he look like a bitch?

2nd Aide: What?


Obama takes out a gun and shoots the 2nd aide.


Obama: Does George Bush look like a bitch!

1st aide: Oh no, not again. (Speaking into cell phone) yeah, he did it again. Please get the medics to the oval office. Sir, you are not Samuel L. Jackson.

Obama: Unless you get me a RoboKennedy I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

2nd Aide: That crazy idiot shot me!

1st Aide: Medics are on the way.

Obama: And you will know I AM OBAMA when I lay my vengeance upon THEE!

Eep, er... Keep Blaiming Whitey

You can only keep blaming whitey for so long.

They have had many generations now to correct a common cultural speech impediment, as well as other things that generally plague their demographic, like crime, teenage pregnancy, drug abuse, gangbanging, and so on. If you think that the white man is still deliberately keeping them down, forcing them to make really poor music about bitches and ho's and street life, coercing them into coming up with bizarre linguistic metaphors such as adding "-izzle" to every noun and replacing the "s" after every plural word with "z", and if you think that whitey is leaving them no choice but to give their daughters bizarre names like Shaquanda, Taniqua, LeTaQuisha, Lavitra and Cialis and God knows what else, then something is seriously, seriously wrong with you.

Granted, many blacks do make something of themselves, and do lead successful lives, and do contribute to society and to their country. Black History Month illustrates great examples of individuals who have done it. However, a large majority still live in squalor or on the government's check, and are still singing the same tune of "It's Whitey's Fault". Sooner or later people will see you for what you are, and you can only pass up opportunity after opportunity to become better before no one takes you seriously anymore. Some stereotypes exist for a reason, you know. The way to get rid of them isn't to play the "racist" card, but to do something about it to make sure that you don't fit the stereotype. Take responsibility for your problems and stop blaming them on others who really don't have anything to do with them.

Just because something is marketable doesn't make it a good thing, or make it right. It's a known fact that younger people are less experienced, more impressionable, and more naive than those who have been around longer and know more about what the world is really like. Cigarettes are very, very marketable, and what benefit do they serve? In what way do they help you or others around you? The problem is that people only selectively like to question the world around them. They have no problem criticizing and questioning every minute thing of those they dislike or disagree with, but will waste no time in defending and justifying themselves, and their own shortcomings. If the rap/hiphop genre had linguistic substance, if it benefited its listeners in some way, you probably wouldn't be hearing this argument from so many people. Rap, hip-hop, pop music, and most everything else you hear most prevalently on the radio, in movies, and in commercials are just that: commercial. They're based on market research, and created thus. Very little true creativity is involved, and where rap is concerned, certainly no true musical creativity. How many instruments does your average rapper play? Can he even read music? Most rap music sounds the same: a simple, annoyingly repetitive beat with off-key, off-beat, mostly unintelligible mumblings about the same things, over and over and over. Always about gangstas, guns, bitches, pimps, death, the street. Yeah, that's really wholesome stuff you're pumping into people's heads there, what a great way to improve quality of life and help get rid of the very same things these people make millions "singing" about. But then, to question popular culture is to be branded a racist/bigot/every other usual insult in the PC book.

History was Made Today (1/20/09)

Today is the day Obama was sworn in and today was the day Democrats asked us to join together and set aside partisan differences.

Today was the day President Bush was booed as he arrived at the inauguration.

Today was when at the Benediction at Obama's inauguration,
the Rev. Joseph Lowery said the following:

'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'...

"Yes, please join us, please stop fighting our wishes. Join us in tolerant coexistence. But know that we hate you, we hate what you stand for and all White people have to stop doing what is wrong and do what is right".

For years, Democrats have done everything to savage our President and his supporters. They manipulated media stories, they mocked us on every late night talk show. They made fools, undeserving, of our leaders. The mocked us for believing in God. They made full length feature films deriding us and the Liberal critics hailed them as genius, granting them Oscars, Emmys and Nobel prizes. And now, a majority of people think America is bad.

They rewrote history so that it fit their world view. They misinformed a generation of college students. They worshiped anyone who wasnt White and blamed White people for anything they deemed lacking in quality. The gave preferential treatment to some based upon race and discriminated against others based upon race.

They always pretended to be absolutely sure of their ideals, even when it was impossible to determine their validity, saying, "There is no God" and slandering those who dared to disagree. How could they even pretend to know?

But now they tell us, now that their guy is in charge, now is the time for us Republicans and Conservatives to give up and admit we were wrong; White must embrace what is right. As if we never did this before.

Well we are not wrong. Our views, our beliefs have meaning and value. We will not stand by and let the Democrats try to force the world to fit their preconceived ideals. We will not go along. We will not help them.

Screw you Obama. I couldn't care if you were Black, Red, White or Zebra Striped. I'm not going along with anything you say unless it passes the test of my ideals. I will not give you a free ride on anything. You are a Black man, big deal. I'm not going to agree to anything because you are Black. I'm not going to agree to anything unless it makes sense. I will not jump on the Bandwagon no matter how well written your speeches are. I will only support you when I agree with you and when I feel it is the best for the country.

In the meantime, I intend to give your Presidency the exact same amount of respect your people gave my President.

Welcome to the White House, now get to work.

Drill Baby Drill

How Democrats and Liberals can block drilling for oil in our own country is beyond me.

It’s almost as if they are being paid by OPEC.

It’s almost as if they want us to continue to pay more money for gas.

It’s as if they want to hurt our economy and take more of our money.

It’s as if they want us to rely on terrorist regimes.

It’s as if they want us to keep making these regimes richer and more powerful.


Nancy Pelosi said she will not allow drilling because Bush’s energy policy was a failure, but the no off shore drilling ban has been in place for decades.

The Artic National Wildlife Refuge is 2000 acres, an area smaller than the Atlanta airport and we are not allowed to get our own oil out of the ground because it may upset the breeding grounds of several animals. So it is more important for Caribou to have a place to get laid than it is for us to be more energy independent.

They point out that it will take years before the oil hits the market. This is what President Clinton said in 1995. If he had allowed the oil drilling back then, we would have had the oil years ago.

Yes, oil is dirty and ideally we would like a feasible, cleaner energy source, but until viable alternate energy sources are found we are stuck with using oil.

Democrats, you were wrong about drilling and you must admit it. The stakes are too high for you to be proud. Bush was wrong about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, you guys have no trouble reminding him.

Now, we are reminding you about your failed policy and you must admit your error and move on. Just like you were wrong about 30 years of Welfare.

We have oil in this country. You are not allowing us to claim it. Your hubris is now endangering our safety.

In spite of the bad economy, in spite of slow progress in Iraq, in spite of the Media campaign against Republicans and in spite of the Media’s ridiculous, laughably obvious bias for Obama I am still voting Republican this year.

I believe the Republicans truly want what is best for this country on most issues. I cannot say the same for Democrats. They are blinded by their beliefs and will not acknowledge any information which challenges or even disproves their world view. They are living in a fantasy land.