Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Obama

10) He's trendy. He's the Pesto of Politicians.

9) It shows you aren't a racist.

8) He has a lovely singing voice. Did you hear him do Al Green?

7) Next term, he'll probably really do what he promised.

6) Because he loves Europe and those Europeans know a lot more than we do.

5) He's so cool, it's like he won American Idol 50 million times in a row.

4) Two Words; Negro Wisdom.

3) Because Leadership is overrated.

2) The country is screwed no matter what we do, so why not?

1) He's like a younger version of the cool black guy in 'Shawshank Redemption'.