Obama's New 8 Hour School Day Schedule

08:00 Pledge of Allegiance to Cuban Flag

08:05 Prayer (to Obama)

08:10 Goose Stepping to the oldies

08:30 Listen to Streisand Tunes.

09:00 Fun with Uncle Mao and Brother Stalin!

10:00 Phys Ed, White kids pick cotton, everyone else whips them.

10:30 Sing 'Dear Leader' to picture of Obama,

11:00 Yoga and Yogurt

11:15 How Global Warming will help bring down Capitalism.

12:00 Lunch - The children are to steal White kids lunch money as wealth redistribution.

12:30 Europe and how they are better than us.

13:00 Eat Algae to reduce your Carbon Footprint.

13:30 Teaching Union workers to intimidate Americans

13:45 Save the Whales by killing Fisherman.

14:00 How to get ahead by blaming Bush

14:30 Religious book burning

14:45 White Guilt and it's benefits.

15:00 Daily Quiz - Minorities get a free 20 points for not being White.

15:15 Tax Evasion for beginners

15:30 Whining to Get Ahead

15:45 Why Freedom of speech is only for us.

16:00 Extra Credit - Watch Oprah.