Lame Duck Rascism

One of the funniest things going on in the news is the Liberals fighting back at their non results by calling everyone racist.

The Conservatives do the same thing in a way. When they are being attacked they call their opposition ‘UnAmerican’ or 'Soft on Communism/Terrorism'.

The Liberals and Trial lawyers in our society have done a great job in educating people on Racism,

Sexual Harassment, Gay Rights, and anything else that if you reject you can be sued for. Ever-practical Corporations, fearful of lawsuits, went out of their way to teach us about these and how they could not only get you fired, but could cost the company Kajillions of dollars.

The irony of this is that most people now know the legal definitions of racism; what it is and what it is not. This has proven to be a problem for the Liberals. When critics attack Liberals for their lack of results on the economy or their refusal to listen to the will of the people on Health Care, they respond by branding their critics as racist. You would think this was a sure fire tactic with a Black president. But it's not.

When racism was ill-defined or defined by only Black people, it was easy to believe. But when we all know what racism is, well, your accusation better have some merit to it or you will be ignored and marginalized.


Example; the country is violently against ObamaCare for many valid reasons. The Democrats, desperate to FINALLY pass one of their most cherished ideals into law, had to resort to bribes, legal chicanery and voting sleight of hand to get it passed. When anyone voiced strong opposition to it, they were called racist or 'wanting to see a Black Man fail'. They were 'angry', 'clinging to guns and religion' rather than be ruled by a Black person. There were even some who INISISTED that racial epithets were hurled against Black congressmen as they marched into the House to vote the dreaded bill into law. But those pesky video cameras failed to substantiate even a single instance of racial language being used. In fact, a 100,000 dollar reward offered for any video evidence of racial abuse went uncollected. (Damn cameras! They are standing in the way of Progess!)

In a way, the Liberals are the victims of their own success. Disagreeing with a Black President is NOT racist unless you are only looking at his skin color and not his ideas. And it turns out the President’s ideas are VERY easy to find fault with regardless of his skin color. Obama could be the Whitest, WASPiest, most accepted, non threating Caucasian since Thurston Howell the 3rd or Santa Claus and we’d still hate these ideas.

The second hysterically ironic aspect of the race card is that the very people who try to play it, have some questionable people on their side. Certain quotes, if said from Republicans would end careers.

But if they are spoken by Democrats, they are 'misquotes' and therefore mistakes instead of racial slurs.

Harry Reid described Obama as a "light skinned" African-American "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one". This was OK because the speaker was a Dem. Even the Vice President stated “you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy". This translates to 'all other black candidate up till now has been inarticulate, dull, dirty and ugly'.

When critics vilified GW Bush as a monkey, Hitler or the Grim Reaper, Liberals laughed with glee. When Obama was portrayed likewise they labeled the critics racists, Astroturf, tea baggers or just plain Evil.

In GhostBusters Dr Ray Stantz said ,"Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities; we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it’s like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*".

This is the same position the Democrats find themselves in. They have total power in our government, at least until November, but they are finding out that it is a lot easier to blame someone for the problems of the world than it is to step in and acutally SOLVE them. I am sure the Liberals and Moderate Dems truly believed that by this point in time they would have made a lot more progress. But reality is a funny thing.

I think the public would have been more forgiving it the Dems weren't so cocky and condescending.

They promised too much. They promised they would be different, transparent, ethical and, if anything, things would not be business-as-usual. Instead, not only have they been the opposite they were worse than the last several administrations; more deceiving, more secretive, and more 'Business-as-usual'.

It's like the Sheriff who promised to Clean Up the Town, only to be even more corrupt than the criminals he pursued. The American people are surprisingly smart. They didn't like Bush and they elected what they thought was the opposite. Then, Obama turned out to be the inexperienced, aloof, out of touch Ivory Tower prince his critics painted him as. And he took a bad situation and actually made it much worse. When the Dems try to cover it up and label their opponents as racist, the Amercian people, educated by Liberals, rightfully dismiss it and think "You're just saying that to disguise the fact that you guys haven’t done ANYTHING good in 2 years".

New Spy Trade with Russia

Lindsey Lohan for Hot Russian Chick

In a surprise move, the United States Government put Lindsey Lohan on a plane for Russia in an apparent spy swap for the recently deported Spy Anna Chapman. White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs briefed the press on the swap.

“It’s a win-win situation for all parties. Lindsey Lohan won’t have to go to jail, and we get that smoking little Russian chick back.” The swap was the brainchild of TMZ.com who noted that readers had become tired of the never ending Lindsey Lohan drama and were expressing outrage that our country let go ‘such a fine piece of Russian pulchritude’. Anna Chapman quickly agreed to the swap because she couldn’t go back to a life of” vodka, borscht and waiting in line for toilet paper”. Chapman also said, “Ezz like that Green Acres, Dahling I love you but geev me Park Avenue.”

Lindsey Lohan’s publicist indicated that her client was reluctant to leave America for Russia, but was dead set against serving any jail time. “We tried to convince her that it was for the best. She refused so we gave her a bunch of Vicodin and a bottle of Gin. That gave us plenty of time to bundle her up on the plane and jet her off.”

Gonna Sock it to the Democrats in November

Dear Democrats,

Boy are you guys gonna get it in November.

I won’t vote for any of you. Even if it’s the first time you are running for office, I won’t vote for you. I will vote Republican. Hell, I’d even vote Libertarian, Green, Independent or for a party of Mexican Midgets before I vote Democratic.

And it’s not that your party’s spending has put us further into debt. Or that you broke your promised of an age of transparency and bipartisanship. Or the lies about raising taxes, banning lobbyists or even the coterie of radical and communist advisers with whom Obama surrounded himself.

It’s because of Health care. It’s because your party chose to ignore the will of the people and pushed through a bill only your party wanted. You went against the whole idea of representative Democracy and tried to use your super majority to pass Health care. Then, when you lost your super majority, you resorted to trickery and highly questionable parliamentary procedures to force it through. You had several months to try to convince the public it was the right thing to do, and still no one is buying it.

Now, the public must banish you for the breach of trust. Do you know what you call a politician who thinks he knows what is best and ignores the will of the people he represents? Unemployed.

It’s sad really. Because of the likes of Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Dodd, Frank, Murtha, Specter and others, all Democrats must suffer. I wouldn’t vote Democrat even if JFK returned from the dead to run for congress in my district.

The truth is you guys are lucky. Many times in the past when politicians have ignored the will of the people it has led to rioting, insurrection and armed revolution. Your power grab could have ended on a much uglier note. Several months from now all of the Democrats running for public office will be relegated to Jimmy Carterland. The place for ineffective and dodgy politicians.

Good riddance.

THE BP OIL SPILL IS RACIST!

The Oil Spill is attempting to alienate voters from Obama. It is deliberating trying to divert attention from all of Obama’s many achievements in the 500 odd days since he took office. The only way the Oil Spill can win is by being ‘The Oil Spill of No’. It adds nothing to the political argument. It only focuses on the negative and only employs the evil tactics it learned from George Bush. (May Allah condemn him.)

BLACK DEATH!

But if you look beneath the surface you’ll see the truth behind the Oil Spill. There is no doubt the Oil Spill does not like Obama and, like Rush Limbaugh, wants him to fail. Ask yourself, ‘Why is this?’ and the obvious answer is that the Oil Spill is not ready for a black man to lead this country. The Oil Spill is angry that the white people are out of power. Did you ever notice that he Oil Spill kills wildlife by covering them with oil? And what color is this oil? Black!

Racism Murderlized this Bird with the Black Oil Death!

It’s like the Oil Spill is saying that when things go black, they die. That black is an evil entity and when it coats things it kills them. The Oil Spill is the most obviously racist entity since the S.A.T. test. It’s two pronged attack says that Obama is weak and unable to control world events and that anything black kills the good of the world. Did you ever notice that the Oil Spill seems to always go after WHITE birds like the Pelican? How come the Oil Spill dominated Media never show you the Oil killing a BLACK bird?

INBRED IDIOTS

It’s only a matter of time before the Oil Spill shows its true colors and starts using the N word or starts spitting on Black Congressional leaders like Andre Carson. How long will it be before America wakes up and realizes that this Oil Spill stands for the darkest and worse aspects of the American character; religion, guns and white supremacy? When will the idiots who don’t live in New York, Boston, San Francisco and Minnesota realize that the Oil Spill is preventing us from evolving into a fully, socialist, I mean, modern and progressive society like those in France, Venezuela and Greece?

FEAR OF THE FUTURE!

I fear for the future of our country. Until the redneck, uneducated, unwashed, unenlightened and religious people in the fly over states stop watching FoxNews and see the Oil Spill for the enemy it really is, we will never create the utopia that my college professor assured me is possible.

The New MSNBC Game Show: BLAME BUSH!!

Iraqi Contestant 1: Bush had no justification to invade, he led us into a costly quagmire that bankrupted out country. Meanwhile Osama is still loose.

Iraqi Contestant 2: Dick Cheney sold them the uranium and built the reactors!

Afghanistan Contestant 2: Bush ignored Afghanistan as he was distracted by the Vietnam like quagmire in Iraq.

Announcer: Excellent. OK, Now the questions get harder.

How was George W. Bush responsible for The BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico?

Contestant 1: Bush was in bed with the oil industry so he could make his oil buddies rich. They cut corners and programmed the leak to occur 450 days after Obama took office.

Announcer: Oooh, close, but not enough.

Contestant 2: Bush OKed drilling in the gulf and falsified safety reports to make his oil buddies rich?


Announcer: No, it’s true that George Bush did want to make his oil buddies rich, but the Oil spill happened because he buried a nuclear bomb in the gulf and programmed it to exploded in 2010 hoping it would cause a tidal wave and finish off all of the black people who made it through Katrina. OK, let’s try again. How was Bush responsible for the Greek economic crisis?

Contestant 1: Bush forced them to host the Olympics in 2002 and caused a financial domino effect which may devalue the Europe and cause the collapse of the European Union.

Announcer: No.

Contestant 2: Bush created an unregulated financial market which encouraged over spending in Greece?

Announcer: No, I’m sorry. The answer is more simple. It’s that Bush pissed off the Greek God Apollo.


How did George Bush cause the Obesity epidemic in America?

Contestant 2: Bush secretly has the market cornered on high Fructose Corn Syrup which he forced into every American food product and which is slowly

Beep!

Conestant 2, any guess? No? I’m sorry the answer is People were so upset during the bush years they ate more to swallow their anger.

How did Bush create the decline in Educational standards?
Students saw how stupid Bush was and learned an idiot can succeed. Now they don’t want to study.

Correct.

How was George Bush responsible for the Earthquake in Haiti

Contestant 1: Bush ignored the scientific consensus of Global Warming that lead to atmospheric instabilities and destabilized the tectonic plates?

Announcer: No

Contesant 2: Bush has an earthquake machine.

Announcer: Well, Bush does have an earthquake machine, but he did not use it in Haiti.

The answer to how did George Bush cause the earthquake in Haiti is Voodoo.

Voodoo.