Drill Baby Drill

How Democrats and Liberals can block drilling for oil in our own country is beyond me.

It’s almost as if they are being paid by OPEC.

It’s almost as if they want us to continue to pay more money for gas.

It’s as if they want to hurt our economy and take more of our money.

It’s as if they want us to rely on terrorist regimes.

It’s as if they want us to keep making these regimes richer and more powerful.


Nancy Pelosi said she will not allow drilling because Bush’s energy policy was a failure, but the no off shore drilling ban has been in place for decades.

The Artic National Wildlife Refuge is 2000 acres, an area smaller than the Atlanta airport and we are not allowed to get our own oil out of the ground because it may upset the breeding grounds of several animals. So it is more important for Caribou to have a place to get laid than it is for us to be more energy independent.

They point out that it will take years before the oil hits the market. This is what President Clinton said in 1995. If he had allowed the oil drilling back then, we would have had the oil years ago.

Yes, oil is dirty and ideally we would like a feasible, cleaner energy source, but until viable alternate energy sources are found we are stuck with using oil.

Democrats, you were wrong about drilling and you must admit it. The stakes are too high for you to be proud. Bush was wrong about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, you guys have no trouble reminding him.

Now, we are reminding you about your failed policy and you must admit your error and move on. Just like you were wrong about 30 years of Welfare.

We have oil in this country. You are not allowing us to claim it. Your hubris is now endangering our safety.

In spite of the bad economy, in spite of slow progress in Iraq, in spite of the Media campaign against Republicans and in spite of the Media’s ridiculous, laughably obvious bias for Obama I am still voting Republican this year.

I believe the Republicans truly want what is best for this country on most issues. I cannot say the same for Democrats. They are blinded by their beliefs and will not acknowledge any information which challenges or even disproves their world view. They are living in a fantasy land.

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years for radioactivity to decrease to safe levels

France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica. No other countries come forward to help

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking

George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba

Free abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though regular gas is selling for 4532 pesos per liter and filling stations are open only on Tuesdays and Fridays

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative

Supreme Court rules punishment of convicted criminals violates their civil rights

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines