Three More Die in Cartoon Protests!

The Story:
Muslim protests against cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammad claimed three more lives on Wednesday when Afghan police fired at a crowd trying to storm a U.S. military base. - Source

What other cartoons may make the Muslim Extremist protest?

Let's take a look

• The Terrorists are protesting against Bug Bunny when he dresses up like a woman, "He's not a real woman, he's merely a man pretending to be woman and his contant trickery of the duck is a crime against all that is holy!!



• The Terrorists are protesting against Stone Age men who allow their women to walk about without making them wear at least a piece of shale to cover their face is an insult to their people and their religion.



• The Terrorists are all up in arms that Jane should have been sacrificing her expendable life to stop that crazy thing!



• The Terrorists are P.O'd that in over 1000 SuperFriends episodes, The lazy Wonder Twins never adapted to the powers of a goat.



• 10,000 Terrorists Agree, Hadji needs more face time in Johnny Quest!



• Terrorists threaten to kidnap Barbara Walters and muss up her makeup unless the three girls in Josie and the pussycats wear more clothing.



• Terrorists demand that Lucy finally let Charlie brown kick the football.



• Terrorists are extremely upset with the Roadrunner and ACME Corporation, demand restitution for coyote.



• Terrorists demand that Barney Rubble gets his own spin-off show. Maybe a variety show like Sonny and Cher. In a worst case he at least gets to host Letterman.



• The terrorists are trying to recruit Quick Draw McGraw to take the place of the #2 man.



• Finally, 100,000 Terrorists agree, American cartoons need more camels.

Democrats Dis Bush at Some Ladys Funeral

Democrats and Angry Black Leaders froth at mouth and trip over one another to Dis Bush at somebody's funeral

Democrat officials and Angry Black Non elected leaders both got a much needed boost yesterday when they found that George W. Bush had wandered into the very same funeral they were attending.

Rev. Joseph Lowery started the impromptu roast during a eulogy for some dead lady. He made comments about the President failing to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rev. Lowry also berated First Lady Laura Bush for "coming to a funeral looking all fat and dumpy." This accusation made the heavily Democratic audience rise to its feet in applause for almost 2 minutes.

Ex President Carter also made several pointed remarks toward President Bush during his eulogy. "I believe that this dead lady who was married to someone famous would still be here if George Bush was not the President. In fact, I believe that George Bush is responsible for her death. He probably killed her in the kitchen with the candle stick!" With this comment, a large percentage of the audience began to visibly foam at the mouth and emit low moans.

Not to be outdone, Rev. Joseph Lower returned to the stage and said that Hurricane Katrina was a "Negro Seeking Hurricane created in the Gulf of Mexico by the CIA and released to decimate the nearest Chocolate city!"

Al Gore tried to stay focused on the funeral but he couldn’t resist the temptation to slam the President. The Tsunami, Global Warming, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Rita, the Dead Coal Miners, the Indianapolis Colts loss in the playoffs to Pittsburgh because of that weird botched field goal were all caused by this man! Because of him, I don't have a job anymore. Now, I sit at home and watch Jerry Springer. It's because of George Bush that I've become addicted to Cheetos and internet porn!

Bill Clinton was philosophical about the anti bush comments. "In a way, it's a form of flattery. Right now, George Bush is the most important person in the Democratic Party. Our entire platform is being opposite of whatever George Bush wants. If he's pro war, we're anti war. It's he's pro reform, we're anti reform. If he likes Diet Coke, we like Diet Pepsi. If he doesn't sleep with Presidential interns, we go out and sleep with... Hahaha! just kidding! But beating on George Bush is the one thing all members of the Democratic party agree on. It brings us together. I feel for the Democratic party the day we no longer have Bush to kick around." Clinton then bit his lower lip and left the stage.